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   I woke up naked next to Ke$ha because I’m in love with her. EW fuck no.

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7. rainbowjizzing reblogged this from galacticg0ldfish and added:

   I STARTED A BAND WITH KE$HA BECAUSE MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO.

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   I ballroom danced with Justin Bieber because my parents told me to. shitty.

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    I lended $500 to LADY GAGA because I’m in love with her.

12. w0lfhowls reblogged this from a-large-black-man and added:

    I fucked Justin Bieber because she stole my bike. .____. Oh, sorry meant to say he.

13. loopyrandomfooditem reblogged this from wienercutter and added:

    I stalked Miley Cyrus because i do it ever day… ._. THATS NICE

14. retrobolins reblogged this from catpoops and added:

    I fucked 50 cents because my parents told me to… O_o wth?

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    I ballroom danced with Lady Gaga because she stole my bike ._.

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    I stalked Tiger Woods because I’m racist 0_0

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    madzius07:never-endingwhy:inthedarknessofsound:nigglex:believerofmars:i-captainobvious:shavokhavok:theglassheart:j-brooeu...

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21. mistermaya reblogged this from thisisselena and added:

    i started a band with Channing Tatum because im in love with him

22. hikikomorichicken reblogged this from khunbrows and added:

    I lent $500 to Amy Winehouse because my parents told me to.

23. thisisselena reblogged this from growingupwontbringusdown and added:

    I started a band with Brad Pitt because I got blackmailed into it

24. e1ectricthunder reblogged this from empty-ey3s and added:

    I went skydiving with Kayne West becuaase I’m in love with him o.o

25. ashipwithoutanchors reblogged this from ferretsauce and added:

    I woke up naked next to 50 cent because I couldn’t find any cocaine to do instead

26. honeybakedham reblogged this from mlebee and added:

    I started a band with Brad Pitt because I’m in love with him I stalked Tiger woods because he stole my bike

27. bowestcarr reblogged this from boobusmaximus and added:

    I woke up naked next to Rob Pattinson, because I’m invincible

28. loosing-my-sigh reblogged this from buttermeatsix and added:

    I fucked will smith because hestole my bike… Ashuashua

29. buttermeatsix reblogged this from violeblanche and added:

    I went skydiving with Channing Tatum because i have 6 months to live.

30. nyokki reblogged this from coffeemustache and added:

    i started a band with justin bieber, because he/she (in case, she) stole my bike eu criei uma banda com o justin bieber,...

31. ferretsauce reblogged this from fuckmetwice and added:

    i got drunk with selena gomez because my parents told me to.

32. thatssointernet reblogged this from windsdarkpoem and added:

    Smoked pot with Ke$ha because I do it every day. … well now.

33. sunnydayswope reblogged this from ghost-of-saintjimmy and added:

    I vented about my life to Justin Bieber because I do it ever day :(

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35. ravensayswhat reblogged this from growingupwontbringusdown and added:

    I went skydiving with Tyra Banks because I’m a racist. >:}

36. growingupwontbringusdown reblogged this from fuckmetwice and added:

    i fucked tiger woods because i’m in love with him.

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    i lended $500 to Kanye West because i was bored.

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